Happy Valentine's Day, you guyz!


I hope all of you have romantical plans for Valentine's Day. This is one of my favorite days of the year, because, as you know, I am quite a romantic man. There are three things you must know about me: I am a talent actor and singer, Don Johnson is my life partner, and I am one of the greatest lovers of all time. I romance the world. Men and women. As previously stated, I am not gay. I just know what it takes to warm the heart of ALL people. I often participate in what I like to call "bromance." I feel that men also like to be treated very well and spend time together sharing in the love and experience that life has to offer. Of course, I do so love to get down with the ladies, but nothing quite matches the wonderful feeling of being with my dear BFF Don Johnson. The countless afternoons I spend brushing his beautiful hair and talking about life are so precious to me. This year, we are going to have a bromantic dinner at Bongo's where my friend is the owner. We will dance and have fun. I have planned to have a special dessert brought to our table with a little something to show Don my desire to be his BFF for life.

What do you think?
Of course, I didn't forget about you dear friends.
I made this wonderful song and video with you in mind...in Spanish for my loving is bilingual.
I love you all!

Even though this video is not "Just the Way I Planned it,"  it is still pretty good.

Yesterday, I was having lunch with a friend of mine who is a bit of a local celebrity here in Miami.  I don't want to name drop or anything, so I'll respectfully hide her identity.  I'll just call her Miss Conga.  Anyway, we were eating at this Cuban restaurant she owns called "Bongos," and I happened to mention that I considered Don Johnson to be my Life Partner.  I was appalled by her response, for she congratulated me on finally coming out!  WHAT THE FUCK?!  This whole time she thought I was gay?! I had no idea!  I tried to explain to her that this wasn't the case, and she said it was best for me to come out of the dark or the closet or whatever they say.  I told her that Don Johnson was my partner on my wildy popular television program, "Miami Vice," and for me, just because it was canceled, didn't mean that I didn't still think of Don as my partner.  For the rest of my life, he will be my partner, especially given the fact that we are still BFF to this day.  We are partners for life, thus, we are LIFE PARTNERS, okay?  You can still be a heterosexual male and have a Life Partner.  It soo does not mean that I am gay.  It just means that I want to share my life with another man, and that man is Don Johnson.  Miss Conga just didn't get it.  She said that saying I had a Life Partner would make people think I was gay.  I told her that it was just her that thought this way, since everybody knows what I mean as they have seen my very successful television show from the 80's, unlike her.  She was too busy going on tour with her husband and her entire back-up band, I'll call the the Miami S.S.  I'm sure that she's totes wrong in her assumption.  Even though I think Don is a very attractive man with a flowing golden brown mane that is soft to the touch, (and I should know since he lets me brush it) I can assure you that we are not gay.  For one, Don is married.  Gay guys donut get married to women, hello?  Secondly, on my popular television show where I play a cop, "Miami Vice," I am Tubbs.  Tubbs was not gay at all.  In fact, my character has had many ~intimate~ scenes with many many women (and Pam Grier), and he is all man!  Only a highly talented, heterosexual man like me could have pulled that off! 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY,

DON JOHNSON!!!! 
Hey BFF!!  I hope you have a radical birthday!
You have the loveliest most luxurious hair in Hollywood, and I should know because I quite enjoy brushing it!
Hope you like the new Harry Potter books.  I can't wait to see which house you get sorted into!